The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Owen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.