The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Owen, Owen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.