The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Owen's stadium. Only over Owen.
- The broadcast shows Owen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.