The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Ref: "Number Owen, that's a flag." Owen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Owen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Owen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.