The Mystery Tweak Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Owen's stadium. Only over Owen.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Owen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.