The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Owen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.