The Late Scratch Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Owen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Owen, Owen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.