The Mystery Tweak Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- The QB looks at Owen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.