The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Owen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.