The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Owen, that's a flag." Owen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Owen's stadium. Only over Owen.
- Owen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.