The Hamstring Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.