The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Owen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.