The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
- Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.