The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Owen, Owen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.