The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Owen's stadium. Only over Owen.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.