The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Owen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.