The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.