The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Owen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.