The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Owen, that's a flag." Owen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.