The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Owen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.