The Dropped Pass Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Owen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
73%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.