The Dropped Pass Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
82%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Owen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.