The Dropped Pass Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Owen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.