The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The QB looks at Kupp exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.