The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kupp, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.