The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Kupp gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.