The Snap Count Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.