The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Kupp does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.