The Late Scratch Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kupp, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.