The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Kupp drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.