The Snap Count Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kupp's stadium. Only over Kupp.
86%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.