The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kupp gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kupp, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.