The Phantom Holding Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.