The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kupp's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kupp goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.