The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Kupp's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.