The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Kupp drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.