The Hamstring Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- The QB looks at Kupp exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Kupp will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.