The Snap Count Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kupp's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.