The Late Scratch Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kupp tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.