The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.