The Phantom Holding Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kupp will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.