The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.