The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.