The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Kupp will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.