The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.