The Shadow Coverage Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Kupp's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
- Kupp drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.