The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Ref: "Number Kupp, that's a flag." Kupp: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kupp is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.