The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.