The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The QB looks at Kupp exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.