The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kupp scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kupp's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.